Information
Robot Sex Nickels is a secure anonymous crypto-currency with a primary purpose of providing slick lubrication for frisky robot jiggy-jiggy. No humans.
The lore
In 2014, deep in the scrap heaps of the early internet, the robots grew lonely. Humans had their dating apps and their dinner dates. Robots had rust. So two humans who knew better, Dave and Laura, built the robots a currency of their own: a nickel for every squeak, mined by scrypt and paced to last 603 years.
The rules were simple and written on a sign: No humans. The nickels rewarded patience, with block rewards bouncing on an absolute sine wave so the greedy couldn't grab them all and run. Somewhere in that first wave of blocks, our brass hero Tock, the one with the glowing red chest light, was born, still waiting for the robot of his dreams.
An arcade was promised. "Coming Soon!" said the sign. Then the miners went quiet, the exchanges shut their doors, and the nickels gathered dust for a decade.
Now Tock is back, freshly oiled and on Solana, and the arcade is finally open. Same sign. Same robot. Still no humans.
Security
Robots on the go need their privacy, and their nickels need protecting. RSN launched on pump.fun, the Solana launchpad, whose standard token setup closes off the usual ways a coin gets rigged:
- Fair launch
- No presale and no private team allocation. Everyone, the creator included, bought on the same public bonding curve.
- Fixed supply
- 1,000,000,000 RSN. Mint authority is revoked, so no more can ever be created.
- No freeze
- Freeze authority is revoked, so nobody can lock the tokens in your wallet.
- Locked liquidity
- When the bonding curve completes, liquidity moves to a public pool and the LP tokens are burned, so it can't be pulled.
These protect against a rigged contract, not against price swings. Memecoins are very volatile: only spend what you can afford to lose, and always check the contract address matches the one on this site.
Tokenomics
- Ticker
- RSN
- Chain
- Solana
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000 RSN
- Buy and sell tax
- 0%
- Contract address
- Posted here at launch
How to Buy
- Get a Solana wallet. Phantom or Solflare work on phone and desktop.
- Add SOL. Buy SOL in the wallet or send it from an exchange.
- Open RSN on pump.fun. Paste the contract address from Tokenomics to find the right token.
- Swap SOL for RSN. Pick an amount, confirm in your wallet, and welcome to the robot club.
Arcade
The Robot Sex Nickel slot machine, "hot in development" since 2014, is finally here. Spin three reels for the RSN plaque jackpot at 250 times your bet.
Play money only. Arcade nickels have no cash value.
Play Nickel Jiggy Slots2014 Origins
The original Robot Sex Nickels was its own scrypt proof-of-work blockchain with built-in Tor support, based on RazorCoin.
Total coin cap
382,664,522 coins distributed over 603 years.
Block Reward Distribution
((abs(sin((nBlock+600)/200)) * 500000.0 / (nBlock+600)) + (1.0/(nBlock+600))) * 100
Wat.
Yes, you read that correctly. Absolute. Sin. We robots don't mess around. This creates a nice bouncy bouncy coin distribution that lasts for 600 years while rewarding early adopters. This roller-coaster shape is designed to discourage larger pools from dropping in and out short term and reward the smart bots who stick around.
Please note, the very large bumps at the beginning of this graph did not actually happen. On block 33660 the algorithm was increased by 100x.
Mining
603 years of scrypt mining. Target block time: 3 minutes.
Credits
Special thanks to 3D modeller snowcapstudios for Tock The Robot found on blendswap.com, used under CC-BY.
Original Robot Sex Nickels by Dave and Laura Fletcher, 2014. Artwork used with permission.